Showing posts with label Sandwiches. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sandwiches. Show all posts

28.2.26

sloppy go.

This worked pretty well as something to put on a witte puntje so as not to slit ones wrists due to boredom. 

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sloppy go. 

1 tbsp ketchup
1 tbsp gochujang
2 tsp vinegar
1 tbsp soy sauce
1 tbsp sake
1 tbsp minced garlic
1 tbsp honey

1 small onion, diced small
200g plant-based ground meat, unflavored 

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24.3.18

surprise.























This is not two slices of the worst-looking pepperoni pizza ever made. It's an unexpectedly good snack of roasted homemade sourdough, hummus, and Momofuku sweet pickled radishes. I'd serve it to someone.

11.9.17

day one.

It is.

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lazy hummus.

225g cooked chickpeas
2 tbsp tahini
2 cloves garlic, peeled
juice of a lemon
4 tbsp olive oil
1 tsp ground cumin
1/4 tsp paprika or smoked paprika
salt and pepper to taste

Put tahini, garlic, lemon juice, and cumin in a food processor and process until the garlic is totally tiny. Add the chickpeas, then the olive oil, and process to a smooth, well, hummussy consistency. Salt and pepper to taste. Sprankle with paprika if you feelin' fancy like.

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"pimiento cheese."

1 cup cashews
2 cups water

1/4 cup nutritional yeast
3/4 cup this vegan mayo
1 tsp miso
2 roasted red peppers
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/2 tsp turmeric
1/2 tsp grated onion
salt to taste

7.12.16

bdoodje tempeh.























This was buried in another post, but now it's graduated to the big leagues. Pictured above is a pretty A+ broodje tempeh from Warung Mini in Den Haag last week (yes, it's being eaten in a car). Their broodje kouseband was also way above average, but the tempeh was just about perfect. Thus there will soon be an attempt at recreation, based on this.

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25.7.16

sloppy tvp.























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sloppy joe.

1 onion, diced fine
2 big stalks celery, diced fine
2 glugs olive oil

1 red bell pepper, diced small
1 tbsp ground cumin
2 tsp chili powder
2 tsp mustard
2 tsp worcestershire sauce
salt and pepper to taste

2 small tins tomato paste
1 tbsp ketchup
1 cup water
pinch cayenne pepper, to taste

250-400g crumbled and fried vegetable protein of your choice
fluffy soft buns
sliced American cheese food

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3.12.15

tempeh reuben.

I done stole this from somewhere a while back, made it a couple of times, it was a dang near perfect way to do tempeh without frying, you grill it in a grill pan for three minutes a side. Great on rye bread with sauerkraut, Thousand Island and a bread and butter pickle.

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tempeh reuben.
2 tbsp extra-virgin olive oil
2 tbsp balsamic vinegar
2 tbsp tamari
1 tbsp worcestershire sauce
2 tbsp apple cider vinegar
2 tbsp water
1 tsp liquid smoke
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tsp onion powder
1 tsp prepared mustard
1 tsp dried coriander
1 tsp smoked paprika
1 bay leaf, crumbled, or a pinch of powdered bay leaf

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3.5.15

perry's.























Slowly, very slowly, I've been eating my way through the sandwich menu at Perry's. I started about a year ago, and by now I think I've tried about 8 of the 19 options. Favorites so far: tempeh (€2.50, not pictured) lamb meatballs (€2.50, not pictured) and shrimp with long beans (€4, pictured at bottom). Their pom is good, their bakkeljauw is good....it's all been at least good, most of it is great. This one right here is the artificially red fa chong, Chinese chicken sausage (€3).



26.6.13

it's the time of the season for etc.























Above: Drew's Pub Quiz at The Tara (no longer anything resembling the Irish bar it used to be), our first night there, fun even though we came in dead last (we were the only two-person team). Drinkable-yet-affordable wine by the glass; pleasant people; moderately hard questions, etc. I'm sure we'll be back.

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I decided in bed this morning that the answer to the question "when is the best time to visit Amsterdam" is either June or December. I'm basing this strictly on cheap and unusual entertainment options: this month has been so full of potential shit to do we have been thoroughly spoiled for choice. And December is the winter version of June, this-wise.

So between season closings (English for this? it's when a regularly occurring concert series has their last night of the season before closing in July and August...the Dutch for this is seizoensafsluiting), overdue socializing, friends from out of town, and especially special shows for unfortunately recently dead people, tonight is our last quiet night at home for the next several days.

And thus we are trying to have something light and healthy, so I'll be trying to do something Japanese.

Less healthily: I'm also reminding myself to try and eat at The General Muir next time I'm in the ATL. Also the next time I'm celebrating some weight-loss milestone, I should make this sandwich with mortadella, smoked mozzarella and pistachio pesto.

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tofu dengaku.

400g tofu
3 tbsp miso
1 and 1/2 tbsp raw sugar
1 tbsp mirin
1 tbsp sake (I replaced the mirin and sake with 2 tbsp shao xing and a little extra sugar)
2 tbsp dashi

These are not my directions yet: wrap tofu with paper towels and place it on a flat tray. Put a cutting board or a plate on top the tofu and let sit for about 15 minutes. Meanwhile, mix dashi, sake, mirin, sugar, and miso in a sauce pan. Simmer it on low heat, stirring constantly until thickened. Set aside. Slice tofu into 1/2 inch thick rectangles and dry with paper towels. Lightly oil a baking tray for a toaster oven. Place tofu pieces on the tray. Cook tofu on high heat in the toaster oven for about 8 minutes, or until the surface is firm. Spread miso sauce on the tofu pieces and cook until sauce is warm.

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benihana salad dressing.

1/4 cup sweet onion
1 tbsp peanut or other neutral oil
2 tbsp mayonnaise
1/4 cup rice vinegar
1 tbsp minced fresh ginger
2 tbsp minced celery
1 tbsp ketchup
2 tsp soy sauce
2 tsp sugar
2 tsp lemon juice
1 tsp minced garlic
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 tsp ground black pepper

Process everything pretty thoroughly. This was really good.

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25.4.13

liquid gold.

OK, yes, my cravings are still fine, but I saw this recipe for an esteemed midwestern US specialty on FB (posted by the daughter of one of the original purveyors) and wanted to preserve it here for eventual junktime experimentation. I've halved her recipe and attempted to convert it to VDuck/metric. Another version has you just use French dressing as the "batter".  There's also such a thing as a tuna frenchee. FYI. 

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cheese frenchee.

batter
1 cup Kraft powdered cheese
300g powdered milk
5 eggs
1/2 tbsp salt
1.9 liters water


assembly
mayonnaise
Wonder bread
cracker meal
Kraft american cheese


Warm enough of the water (approximately half) to dissolve the cheese. Add milk, eggs, salt and the rest of the water and mix well. This part can be done a day ahead of dipping and breading if necessary. 

Take a loaf of white bread cut ½ inch thick. Bread should be at least 24 hours old. Spread both insides of the bread lightly with mayo. Put one slice of Kraft American Ribbon Cheese in each sandwich and place in bun box and store in cooler for at least 12 hours or until the next day.

Take frenchees from cooler and slice each sandwich from corner to corner so as to make four sandwiches. Dip sandwich thoroughly in batter and coat using No. 5 Sunshine Cracker Meal as breading. Store in plastic bun box or plastic container under refrigeration. Deep Fry. Eat. Keel over.

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18.3.13

sphinx.


















Just to move that big-ass public transport sausage down the page: here's what happens at Cafe Sphinx when you forget to order your €3 broodje döner to go. You sit down and eat like a civilized person, with something recognizable as a meal in front of you, vs. what happens when you get one for takeout and ride around with it in your bag for an hour.

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29.1.13

flaffle.
























OK, the above is a pretty badly color-corrected and giantly smashed falafel (with zhoug, garlic yogurt and beet-pickled red onions with mint), but for testing purposes our teeth were still able to chomp on it very successfully.

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We always loves us a good falafel, and lately it seems like the little guys are showing up more and more often around our pad. Thing is, they're not so so cheap if someone else makes them for you, so we decided to give it another go ourselves.

Like any superpopular and time-honored traditional dish, there are scads of regional evolutions and passionate opinions about how to do it "right": favas or chickpeas; cooked or uncooked; what kinds/ratios of herbs, ect ect ect.

We tried it once a long time ago, and then we used uncooked chickpeas, soaked instead of cooked, as is the general tradition. Something must've not gone quite right with the whole soaking process, I remember an inedible, undercooked result that might have even gone unserved: Mara doesn't remember it.

So in the interest of ending up with something that could jump in our bellies tonight, I went with chickpeas that I had cooked from scratch yesterday (unsalted). This recipe was quite specific about barely grinding the beans, I guess so that we wouldn't end up with a gummy, overstarched mess (thanks to Zora for asking about this in the Comments).

And...more data is required. I don't think these are exactly gummy, I've enjoyed falafel like these before...but the test batch was a bit..."moist" inside, not sure if it was my cooking technique or the recipe, we'll see tomorrow when I do a real batch of real-sized balletjes. In any event, the seasoning proportions below are almost perfectly perfect.

UPDATE: I have eaten so much falafel in the past few days that I must smell like a cliché. You know, that addled old Greek or Italian (or some other onion-and-garlic-eating cuisine) chef who tries to make perverted advances on a young female protagonist working as a waitress or hostess in a crappy diner in one of those 80s kind of pre-hipster-irony I-can-make-it-in-the-big-city-if-I-try novels of which I cannot think of a single example. But you know what I mean...she's ending her shift, I'm drunk in the kitchen, screaming at the dishwashers, wearing a blood-and-grease-stained wife-beater with "my breath reeking of stale onions, garlic and cooking wine", when she tries to squeeze by me to get to the walk-in I ect ect ect.

The falafel: it's not like most falafel I know, so I assume it's the uncooked vs. cooked thing. These falafel are totally delicious, and they hold their form well enough to be flipped, but you could never, for example, throw one at someone and have them catch it and pop it in their mouth (this was the first example that popped into my head, which gives you some idea of my home environment). The last falafel I had like these were at Falafel Dan down by the Tuschinski, which I think is out of business now, probably because no one could play catch with their falafel balls.

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falafel. 

2 cups roughly chopped white onion
6 garlic cloves
2 cups cooked, unsalted chickpeas, drained
2 cups lightly packed cilantro leaves
slightly less than 1 teaspoon salt
¼ teaspoon hot paprika or cayenne pepper
1 tsp ground cumin
1 tsp cumin seed, whole
2 teaspoons baking powder
½ cup chickpea flour or all-purpose flour

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The instructions are important, and forthcoming.

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I also made another nice new fish salad, as unappetizing as that sounds...but you know we dig on some mfkn fish salad up in this bitch. Tonight's was noteworthy in that it was my first time cooking successfully with Moroccan preserved lemon, I really liked it.

north african fish salad with potatoes and preserved lemon.

600g firm white fish, original suggests monkfish, I used earth-destroying panga
200g cubed, cooked potato, I kind of poached mine in olive oil and used 2 tbsp of that oil as the 2 tbsp listed below

juice of a lemon
1 small red onion, thinly sliced
2 tbsp EV olive oil
2 tbsp capers
1/2 cup cilantro, chopped
1/4 or possibly up to 1/2 of a preserved lemon, flesh scooped out, rind (not zest, whole rind) diced small or minced

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15.1.13

baby it's etc outside.



Yes, that is snow outside. And a beer delivery truck loading crates and crates of beer into my house. And I have a sandwich in my hand that is, compositionally speaking, extremely unexceptional for these parts, but which many sandwich-eating people in other places would probably find worthy of comment: warm, toasted roggebrood (no real translation that makes sense, but it's a northern Dutch version of German-style pumpernickel: slow-cooked, very coarse-grained via whole crushed rye kernels, sweetened with beet sugar, and no caraway or other spices), with katenspek (cooked, smoked, thinly sliced pork belly), and Dutch coarse-grain mustard that until pretty recently was actually ground in a windmill.

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20.7.12

kick against the pricks.























I think I was even thinking to myself the other day, last week, that there are very few more damaging human emotions in the long-term than disillusionment.

I decided that as a sort of positive resistance to this situation, as a sort of salve/bastion, I would make a jibarito. Mojo-marinated steak, guac, pickled onions, aioli, and some kind of cheese on two garlic-salted tostones. I'll just make small ones, hopefully they'll still help.

And also maybe we'll go to Belgium.

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el jibarito.

2 green plantains
coconut oil
garlic salt

1 cup mojo
some skirt/hanger steak, pounded flat

pickled red onions (onions sliced thin and marinated in vinegar, sugar, salt for a few hours)
guac (1 avocado, 1 lime, one garlic clove, salt to taste)
cheddar or hirtenkase
lettuce in some form
diced tomato
garlic mayo
chopped cilantro
sliced scallions

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11.6.12

doe-het-zelf.























So maybe you read about yesterday's lack of a broodje mortadella. My curiosity got the better of me today: I found myself coming home from De Avondmarkt with a small bakje of their truffle mayo and several slices of their real Italian mortadella. One scrambled egg and a sliced tomato later, this very small sandwich experiment was on an equally not so very big plate in front of me:

Is it wrong to say that I think this needed cheese? My chefly instincts say Parmesan or fontina, but my ghetto side says American. 

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3.6.12

days of thunder.


















Thursday: a perfect dinner at home. Gratuitously-peppered steaks (organic, but still, yes, sorry), oven-roasted rosemary potatoes, a flawless caesar salad, and a very nice bottle of Spanish red wine. Why is this so got-damt satisfying? It felt like absolutely nothing else needed to happen that evening in order to go to bed happy. And yet we still watched Sideways (still funny) and had an improdessert of Scottish shortbread, lemon curd, vanilla ice cream, fresh raspberries, and a drizzle of date syrup. Really good.


Friday: I saw two of my favorite bitches (three if you include the moop) and ate at La Perla twice. The first time at 3:30pm for a lovely plate of ravioli (aubergine-filled with a bolognese ragu) which was a tiny bit expensive but I'd order it again. And then again at 9pm, splitting a pizza. It was a good and recommendable idea, especially the afternoon ravioli.

Today: two vegetarian things that really successfully satisfy non-vegetarian AMERICAN FOOD cravings: a tempeh burger and a buffalo chicken + blue cheese salad minus the chicken (Valess schniztel instead).

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tempeh burger.

1/2 cup soy sauce
1/4 cup extra-virgin olive oil
1 large shallot, minced
3 garlic cloves, minced
1 tbsp honey
1 tsp dried thyme
400gr tempeh, cut into 6 equal squares
6 slices cheddar cheese
6 hamburger buns, toasted
Lettuce leaves, tomato slices, pickle slices, mayonnaise, mustard, and/or ketchup as desired

Make marinade, marinate, cook covered in a single layer at 185C for 30 minutes or until all marinade has been absorbed.

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27.1.12

sloppy quo.























EDIT 2012: How is it possible that Mara and I are the only people in the history of the internet to have uttered the phrase "sloppy quo"? We are toying with the idea of making them again, inspired by this.

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Original post, May 1, 2005: Fucking Wikipedia, man. So impressive sometimes. This post shall be completed at a later date, but the gist of it is: Mara and I had serious nostalgic cravings for a Sloppy Joe the other day (the normal American version, not that Jersey abomination, which should be called the "Cuban Reuben"), only problem being that we're not eating meat these days.

Turning to our cadre of meat substitutes, I tapped Quorn Fijngehakt as the lucky cadet. And frankly I thought the results came out perfect...you know, as perfect as vegetarian Sloppy Joes can. If I can ever find the recipe I scribbled down on some piece of paper that I'm sure has something else even more important on the other side, I'll post it here (2012 EDIT: the paper was never found).

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24.1.12

fridgecleaner.























I've made this recipe a few times without ever writing it down or really talking about it, a lack of commitment that probably exists because there's something just a little not quite right about it in me opinion. There's too much going on in its original configuration, reminiscent of a certain style of  vegan cooking that throws things into a dish all willy-nilly in a desperate effort to make it taste like something.

But here the combo of textures and flavors is really promising (why ginger and rosemary go together always mystifies me a bit, but they continue to do so). The quickest and easiest solution to the overcomplicatedness of the original was to eliminate the sourdough bread that it is supposed to be served on. So now it's just tempeh, gravy, slaw, potatoes, spinach.

EDIT: HBF/tc showed up in the Comments section to emphasize the gravy. And she's totally right: when I started putting this dish back together to figure out what parts went great together, the tempeh and the gravy were indisputably chompable. I didn't post the gravy recipe b/c mine wasn't vegan, but I will maybe re-amend this post eventually with the real thing.

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de-sandwich-ized open faced tempeh sandwich with herbed mushroom gravy, garlic-rosemary mashed potatoes, fresh spinach, and ruby kraut.

tempeh
400gr tempeh
1/3 cup olive oil
2/3 cup apple cider
1/4 cup tamari
1/4 cup brown rice vinegar

Cut tempeh crosswise into 0.5 cm thick slices. Combine rest of ingredients and marinate tempeh in this for a couple of hours. Bake uncovered in a single layer for 35 minutes at 350F.

ruby kraut
almost a head of red cabbage, sliced as thinly as you have patience for
2 cloves garlic, minced fine
2 tbsp ginger syrup
2 tbsp light olive oil
1/4 cup rice vinegar
2 tsp sesame oil
3 tbsp cilantro, chopped
salt and pepa to taste

Combine.

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26.9.11

de kat.























More photos by Jenny. Lunch at De Kat in de Wijngaert. Tosti with salami, chorizo, and cheese; uitsmijter with two eggs, mushrooms and ham (and cheese); tuna melt (with cheese). All properly cheesy, in the best way.


4.7.10

shwarma confessions.












I've got some.

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Nothing racy, I just realized this week that I really believe in shoarma, specifically Amsterdam shoarma as an Idea of Wonderful Potential. I'm not trying to start any "yeah whatever my city's shoarma can kick your city's shoarma's ass etc etc etc" battles, so calm down.

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Other than today, I don't think I've ever actually left the house intending to have a shoarma. It's just kind of everywhere, all the time. It's one of those "I had 11 beers tonight and now it's three in the morning, if I don't eat something right now there will be trouble" foods, but it's got a wholesome side as well: pre-spiced and -cut lamb for shoarma is in every grocery store. It's a non-exotic dinner staple.












The thing I realized yesterday or so, and the probable reason that I am so pro-shoarma at the moment, is that...the only place I ever eat shoarma is in my apartment.

There are a number of benefits to this, including the possibility of skipping the normal arc from "wow that's a good sandwich" to "how do I get home from here" to "man I need to pee" to "zzzzzzzzzzz". You can just kind of aim for going to sleep directly at the end of the sandwich (important to time this right, though...can someone remind me who just told me a story about falling asleep with a shoarma propped on their chest?).

But really the big win is: this way, you see, I can control the range and application of condiments with the punishing awesomeness that is my culinary trademark. In fact lately I've been skipping the bread and just making a shawarma salad (different spelling looks better): lamb, pickled cukes, sriracha, mint, cilantro, toasted pine nuts, pomegranate seeds, yoghurt, tarator, lettuce, etc. You really don't miss the bread.

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I also went to Scheveningen for the first time, but no I didn't have a Scheveningse shoarma. I did sweat a bunch and drink a couple of expensive beers. The whole thing kind of reminded me of Miami, but not in a bad way.

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tahinli tarator.

1/2 cup tahini (yeah...it depends on your tahini quite a bit, adjust with water if you're too thick)
slightly less than 1/2 cup lemon juice
1 tbsp water
1 clove garlic, crushed
1/4 tsp salt
1/4 tsp parsley, finely chopped
pinch of cumin

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21.4.10

um...













This looks and sounds like a mess, but this was really fkn good. This is a "mini" hotdog, in the interest of being able to eat more than one. I pretty much left her recipe alone, although I didn't add any oil to the salsa because, well...in this house, anything called "salsa" in the Mexican sense just doesn't have oil in it. And I cheated on the mayo by just adding pureed chipotle to store-bought mayo. But other than that, dingety-bam: right on.

I'm pretty sure that the combo of the salsa and the mayo would be great on anything: fish tacos and pork tenderloin spring to mind.

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