My butt hurts. My legs need stretching. I have been awake for 19 hours on my way to a total of 24. Where am I?
Yes that's right, high above ze Earth, specifically 38,000 feet over ze Dallas at this moment, on my way to ze Phoenix. But! I am also on ze Internet, which is new for me. Wifi makes flying just a little bit better. Also tiny_a's four-hour battery helps a lot.
The worst part of this whole travel day is that I actually ate some of my "risotto" that was served with my "chicken" for lunch. I'm embarrassed, but I was just really very hungry. When I get to Phoenix I Will Eat Right, Goddamnit.