In a convulsion of vegetarian desperation, I bought a package of
Demeter Pizza-Pizza Tofu Filets the other day. They smelled a lot like day-old Dominos Pizza, which is not a thoroughly bad thing. However, they tasted like what I imagine Red Light District-purchased pizza tastes like: dried herbs and cheese plastic that has been melted and re-melted a number of times. On the plus side, the tofu taste was almost nonexistent.
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