We, the last people in the civilized world to do so, finally have our very own wireless at home so we can stop stealing the neighbors'. Welcome to Scimmieland!
1/2 head red cabbage (2 cups or so?)
1 onion, quartered
1 plump chipotle in adobo
3/4 cup mayonnaise, possibly less
juice of 2 limes
salt to taste
We've been shzooming up the cabbage and onion together until they're chopped fine. Take them out of the processor and put them in a mixing bowl. Add the chipotle, the mayo, and the lime juice to the processor, and blend until chipotle is integrated completely. Add this to the bowl with the cabbage and onion, stir to combine.